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- Category: TSL QB Power Rankings
- Published: 06 June 2024
- Created: 06 June 2024
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Welcome back to the TSL Quarterback Power Rankings!
There are 45 teams in this League, not including Breakfast Club. Is your QB one of the lucky 25 that got ranked below? Let's find out!
#1 Joey Batts - Eyes Uptown / Cunning Stunts
Last Week: Beat Eyes Downtown 36-31 (Eyes Uptown), beat Tater Tots 54-30 (Cunning Stunts)
D1: Best record, most points scored, longest winning streak in the division
D4: Best record, most points scored, longest winning streak in the division
#2 Bobby McConnell - Eyes Downtown
Last Week: Lost to Eyes Uptown 36-31
Eyes Downtown were one play away from the #1 seed in the Division, but the defense couldn't hold on, so now the defending champs enter the D2 crossover games in third pace. Nobody saw that coming.
#3 Mike Thomas - Sticky Bandits
Last Week: Did Not Play
No games for the Bandits this week.
#4 Jordan Lawson - Mavericks
Last Week: Did Not Play
No games for the Mavericks this week.
#5 Garrett Beesing - Frodo Swaggins
Last Week: Did Not Play
No games for the Swaggers this week.
#6 Andy Strug - The Malones
Last Week: Beat Let's Get Reccked 62-29
In their last five games (all wins) the Malones have scored 62, 60, 46, 54 and 48 points. There are 31 teams in the League that haven't scored 46+ points ONCE this season, let alone every single game.
#7 Jeremy Burr - Untouchaballs
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for the Untouchaballers this week.
#8 Dylan Day - Scared Hitless
Last Week: Lost to Puckett All-Stars 48-36
Scoring 36 points while down a player is actually pretty impressive, this DEFINITELY doesn't hurt Dylan's Power Ranking this week.
#9 David Eickhoff - Freeballers
Last Week: Tied Can't Touch This 41-41
The wily veteran vs the young gun produced a classic on Saturday as Freeballers and Can't Touch This battled to a high scoring tie. This is what football is all about! (Watch for copy/paste below)
#10 Ryan Dougherty - Can't Touch This
Last Week: Tied Freeballers 41-41
The wily veteran vs the young gun produced a classic on Saturday as Freeballers and Can't Touch This battled to a high scoring tie. This is what football is all about! (This is the copy/paste)
#11 Frank Laudico - Wanderers
Last Week: Beat Keller Whales 28-17, lost to Jabronies 45-35
Wanderers lost their first game of the season on Saturday to Jabronies, but that losing streak lasted only about an hour before they'd righted the ship. Frank looked as good as ever, but they've got to figure out a way to play defense if they're going to stop Jabronies in the playoffs.
#12 Theo Russell - Puckett All-Stars
Last Week: Beat Scared Hitless 48-36
The first win is finally here! Yes, it comes with a massive asterisk as Scared Hitless was playing short-handed, but a win's a win. Puckett can't get one of the two first round byes in D2, but if they win out they CAN avoid finishing in last!
#13 Joe Miano - Jabronies
Last Week: Beat Wanderers 45-35, beat Bullet Club 27-20
If not for The Malones, Jabronies would be the hottest team in D3 right now. Hey, who's that on the schedule for June 8th? It's the Malones! The Godfather will probably tell you the same, but the "game of the day" will be at 10 am this weekend.
#14 Damien Keller - Keller Whales
Last Week: Did Not Play
The Whales (pronounced "whalies") lost on Saturday, but Damien wasn't around, so you can blame a McGregor for this one!
#15 Alex Buchlis - Let's Get Reccked
Last Week: Did Not Play
They DID get Reccked on Saturday by the Malones, but not with Alex QBing.
#16 Andy Clark - Buffalo Vice
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for the Vicers this week.
#17 Brandon "B" Ford - Practice Squad / Tater Tots
Last Week: Lost to Cunning Stunts 54-30 (Tots)
Okay the Stunts are just a really good team. Does anyone believe they wouldn't be a .500 team in D3? They need to just win and move up already, so all the rest of D4 like the Tater Tots can compete for a title without worrying about those ladies.
#18 Buddy Lee - Passing While Intoxicated, Back That Pass Up
Last Week: Beat Blitzkrieg 30-26 (BTPU)
Remember when Back That Pass Up was a winless team in last place? Somewhere along the line they learned to play football, as they're currently sitting at 3-2 with two weeks left to play.
#19 Dylan Jaloza - Bullet Club
Last Week: Lost to Jabronies 27-20
Dylan drops a spot in the Power Rankings this week, but he really shouldn't if we consider the miracle he pulled off in Breakfast Club with that Jeneva Conventions roster... but we DON'T count Breakfast Club, so that Jabronies loss has knocked him down a spot.
#20 Mitchell Bennett - Creekers
Last Week: Beat Roaring 20s 29-20, lost to Cobblestone 22-19
The Creekers went 1-1 on the weekend but eye witnesses said they had a lot of drops and stalled red zone appearances that killed them. We don't see them beating the Stunts in the playoffs, but they're definitely good enough to make some noise.
#21 Ethan Herbold - Interdimensional Lightning Falcons
Last Week: Beat Reset Warriors 27-26
ILF is #2 in the D4 standings right now... despite being -3 in point differential on the season. Are these guys any good? The Falcons finish the season against Cobblestone and Vaspian, so we imagine they'll hang on to that #2 seed regardless.
#22 John Langley - Travis Henry's Kids
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for the Kids this weekend.
#23 Kyle Conniff - PowerPuff Girls
Last Week: Beat Stir the Sauce 52-33
PowerPuff girls have only game this season where they've scored between 16 and 42 points. They've either dominated, or been completely shut down. We're not sure what to make of them yet, but our gut says there's too much talent here for an early playoff exit.
#24 Kelly Kane - GUCCI
Last Week: Beat Come From Behind 17-14, tied Not So Sticky 18-18
One win and one tie against two teams with winning records is a good thing for GUCCI, but the low point totals aren't helping Kelly's Power Ranking. It's easy to win games when your defense is allowing only 16 points per game!
#25 Paul LoVullo - Come From Behind
Last Week: Lost to GUCCI 17-14, beat Come From Behind 50-14
Paul ran into the vicious GUCCI defense this weekend to take what we think is HIS first loss of the season... but he rebounded quickly and destroyed Two Tuddies an hour later, so we're not too worried about Come From Behind.
Fancy Statistics Section
Here are the best (and worst!) offenses in the League, by division. If you're curious how you compare against the Buffalo Bills (SuperBowl era OR Josh Allen era) we've included their stats on the bottom as well. Enjoy!
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