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Ladies and Gentlemen of the TSL Universe, the season is finally hitting the thick of the schedule. Slowly but surely, teams across all of the TSL’s divisions are starting to show who they are this season more and more. While it’s too early to specifically say “Team X’s season is over” or “Team Y is going to win the division easily”, There are teams in the TSL that are definitely starting to feel the good vibes of a what should be an awesome season and there are other teams that are already starting to get a little testy in the group chats as the early frustration is building. Who is giving off the good vibes? Who should be worried? 

 

GOOD NOT BAD

 

-All of D1 that isn’t What A Dump

-The Jabronies 

-Teams in D3 that go by 3 letters (BQI, ISH)

-Coochies

-Puckett

-Mike’s Detailing

-Blitzkrieg and the Blue Ballers

-Intentional Clowning 

-The Bar giving specials 

-Breakfast Club

-Rocks being put down so you don’t have to walk through the mud path

-Garrett’s Cornhole Tournament this weekend

-Dave Eickhoff teams

 

BAD NOT GOOD

 

-What A Dump

-Wanderers

-D4 Balls 

-Show Me Your TDs

-Triple Parking

-QB Rankings Committee Phoning It In

NOT BAD NOT GOOD

 

-EVERYONE ELSE 

-Ties

It’s true, while most of the TSL is in that middle group of discovering themselves, there’s some bad juju brewing for some teams already. I don’t think anyone had the Wanderers having zero wins in the first half of their season. What A Dump seems more like What A Dud. The D4 Balls teams (Balls Deep and Flying Balls) both came to D4, are a combined 0-4 and seem to be falling behind the D4 championship contenders. Show Me Your TDs are new, but only scoring 6 points isn’t the best look for the first two games. 

 

As always, there are still 5 weeks of TSL football remaining for these teams to figure it out, and all hope is not lost. Remember, the TSL has seen more than its fair share of teams who have started out slow and before you know it, they were pulling off playoff upsets and making championship games as a 6-seed. If you’re feeling like things might be slipping away, remember it’s on you to stay positive and start figuring things out. You can do it. 

D1

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

Sticky Bandits 40, Mavericks 38

The Malones 43, Freeballers 37

Freeballers 42, What A Dump 16

 

D1 has decided that it’s going to be incredibly interesting all of a sudden. The Sticky Bandits survived a scare from the Mavericks after taking a large lead, and nearly blowing it. Now, the Mavericks suddenly look MUCH more dangerous than an 0-2 team normally would. Meanwhile, the Freeballers offense exploded for 79 points across two games, which is either a sign that they’ve finally arrived or the setup for one of the funniest emotional collapses in TSL history. The Malones, however, don’t care about any of that because they currently look like they can score on literally anybody. A lot of people talked about them coming into D1, but now they’ve got everyone’s attention. What A Dump, on the other hand, desperately needs some help before this spirals into a full blown season from hell where they’re the only uninteresting team in D1.

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

EYES DOWNTOWN vs WHAT A DUMP (+4) - Eyes Downtown had a tough first two games, and then didn’t play for a week, and now they’re suddenly the least talked about D1 team for the first time in 100 years. All of that will change here as they get a win over a reeling WAD team who needs to figure something out fast. EYES DOWNTOWN BY 8

LEGENDS vs THE MALONES (EVEN) - HERE. WE. GO. Hey Malones, if you’re actually for real, here’s your chance to show the world. A classic matchup of the hot new upstart team stepping up to the veteran champs as they try to take them out. The Legends will have an extra chip on their shoulder for them to see that they’re “even” with The Malones. They won’t stand for the disrespect. LEGENDS BY 7

LEGENDS vs MAVERICKS (+8) - The Mavericks just missed out on a big comeback win against Sticky, so the only natural follow up to that is going to be taking a swing at the Legends. It doesn’t hurt that they get them on the backend of what should be a hard fought emotional game against The Malones either. It’s going to be close, but the Mavs have to prove a little more before I pick them to win. LEGENDS BY 3

 

D2

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

Jabronies 41, D-Generation XYZ 14

The Jabronies made a massive statement by dismantling D-Generation XYZ and they look like the team to beat, even if that can change at a moment’s notice. They DID lose to CTT after all, and they get a chance to rectify that situation this week. 

 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BUFFALO VICE vs JABRONIES (-8) - Hey Buffalo Vice, here’s your chance to prove you belong in D2. A doubleheader starting with the Jabronies is a good measuring stick. JABRONIES BY 14

BUFFALO VICE vs CAN’T TOUCH THIS (-6) - And the second game for VIce is a game against a very, very good CTT team who MIGHT be looking ahead to the rematch with the Jabronies, but It’s hard to go against them right now. CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 8

CAN’T TOUCH THIS vs JABRONIES (-2) - Game of the Day potential in a TSL schedule loaded with them. CTT got the win against the Jabs two weeks ago, and now it’s the Jabronies turn to even the season series. JABRONIES BY 3

D-GENERATION XYZ vs FRODO SWAGGINS (EVEN) - Last season we had Frodo in D1 and DXYZ in D3. Now they’re both in D2 and they’re apparently even with each other. Both teams could really use the victory to get their season back on track, but it’s a coin flip on who is going to do that. D-GENERATION XYZ BY 6

 

D3

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

ISH 50, Wanderers 20

Bullet Club 35, Wanderers 14

BQI 34, Let’s Get Reccked 19

Cunning Stunts 53, Two Tuddies 38

Grey Hair – Don’t Care 35, Practice Squad 29

D3 has completely abandoned logic. The Wanderers came into the season with the usual expectations and instead have become the league’s biggest disappointment sitting at 0-3-1 while simultaneously still feeling dangerous enough that they could go on a run. BQI looks too good to be true after jumping two divisions and immediately smashing everyone in front of them, while ISH dropped FIFTY on the Wanderers and now feels like one of the fastest rising teams in the entire TSL. Cunning Stunts continue to be awesome, and Practice Squad suddenly finds themselves near the bottom of the standings after getting obliterated by BQI and then losing to Grey Hair. Bullet Club also dominated the Wanderers last week and they find themselves near the top of the division as well. 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BQI vs WANDERERS (+2) - This is a classic matchup of the hottest team in the division playing the current “tire fire” of the division. 2 points feels insane to me right now, but I guess Vegas is just giving the Wanderers their respect. BQI BY 12

GREY HAIR – DON’T CARE vs WANDERERS (-3) - Another doubleheader for the Wanderers as the schedule isn’t doing them any favors. It feels impossible to predict two losses for them, but like, GREY HAIR DONT CARE BY 2

GREY HAIR – DON’T CARE vs LET’S GET RECCKED (+2) - LGR has lost two games, but they very easily could be 2-0. The advanced metrics show that they’re better than it seems. As for Grey Hair, they got a good win over Practice Squad and getting a win here will put them on the right track to compete for the D3 title. But D3 is chaos. LET’S GET RECCKED BY 4

CUNNING STUNTS vs PRACTICE SQUAD (+1) - The Squad is off to a rough start, but they can turn it on at any moment. I’m just not sure this week is that moment. The Stunts are looking good so far this season, and that tie with the Wanderers might look like the most confusing final when the season ends. CUNNING STUNTS BY 13

CUNNING STUNTS vs ISH (-3) - Another great game this week where two of the hottest teams in the TSL take each other on here. ISH has been impressive so far, and they’ve yet to show a reason to think otherwise. INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS BY 1

BULLET CLUB vs TWO TUDDIES (+2) - The Tud Buds hit a snag last week against the Stunts, while Bullet Club had a fairly easy time against the Wanderers. This feels like a game where one team needs it a little bit more and they’ll get it. TWO TUDDIES BY 8

 

D4

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

Coochie Monsters 48, Flying Balls 32

Not So Sticky 31, Show Me Your TDs 6

Not So Sticky 34, PowerPuff Girls 34

Puckett 46, PowerPuff Girls 0

Mike’s Detailing 44, Tater Tots 35

D4 has somehow become even MORE chaotic than usual, which honestly shouldn’t be possible. The Coochie Monsters are undefeated and sitting at the top of the standings, while Puckett looks absolutely fantastic after allowing only 6 total points through two games, including a shutout of the Powerpuff Girls, which might be a first in TSL history. Mike’s Detailing also looks like the real deal after knocking off the Tater Tots in a shootout, while Flying Balls have officially started to enter panic territory after an 0-2 start. Not So Sticky followed up a brutal beating in Week 2 by immediately looking competent again with a win over SMYTDs but also tying the PPGs.

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BALLS DEEP vs COBBLESTONE (+7) - Okay Balls Deep, here’s your “get right” game. Struggling against Darryl Carr QB Superstar wouldn’t be surprising considering that there is still some magic in that golden arm, but if you’re going to compete in D4, you have to win this game. BALLS DEEP BY 3

COOCHIE MONSTERS vs TATER TOTS (-3) - The Tots are favored in this game, but i’m not sure that should be the case. The Coochie Monsters have been one of the TSL’s biggest stories so far this season, and they seem like they can do no wrong. However, they haven’t played anyone that’s won a game yet, and this is their first real test. The Tots have to be favored for a reason. TATER TOTS BY 3

POWERPUFF GIRLS vs TATER TOTS (-6) - The PPGs sit at 1-1-1 and it’s been difficult to really figure out who this team is. But the bones of this franchise are strong, and there’s ZERO way they’re going to let getting shutout slide. Look for the bounce back. POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 5

FLYING BALLS vs SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+14) - Well, if the Flying Balls lose this one, D5 might be in their future. However, they did show some moxie in the battle with the Coochies last week, and it feels like it’s only a matter of time before things start to click for them. Right? SMYTDs is having quite the time figuring out the offensive side of things, but these things take time for new teams to learn. FLYING BALLS BY 15

POWERPUFF GIRLS vs SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+16) - And if there’s anything harder to figure out in the TSL for a new team than how to play against a gender team, I’d like to hear it. POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 20

D5

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

Blitzkrieg 42, SBG 6

Call the Doctor 37, Pit Harade 8

Blue Ballers 51, Sausage McMuffins 30

Wet Bandits 26, Birds of War 22

D5 may already have turned into an arms race. Blitzkrieg and Blue Ballers both look completely awesome offensively, and there’s already growing chatter that the Blue Ballers may have needed to move up another division entirely. Blitzkrieg continues looking like a team that’s eventually going to bulldoze their way upward if they can finally avoid one of their annual late season disasters, while Call the Doctor immediately showed up looking polished and dangerous despite not even playing until Week 3. Wet Bandits quietly remain undefeated after knocking off Birds of War, while 716ers now gets the chance to prove they’re legitimate against both SBG and Wet Bandits. Meanwhile, Mo’ Chicken, Pit Harade, and SBG are all dangerously close to falling into an early season hole that’s hard to climb out of in a division this deep.

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BLITZKRIEG vs SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS (+12) - What used to be a marquee D6 matchup has lost its luster a little bit in D5 as these two teams have gone in different directions. The McMuffins will surely give BK a good game, but I don’t think they can hang with them overall. BLITZKRIEG BY 12

CALL THE DOCTOR vs COME FROM BEHIND (+8) - CTD had a good start to their existence with a thrashing of Pit Harade last week, and now they get a CFB team who had a rough start to the season. Feels like a battle of two teams going opposite ways. CALL THE DOCTOR BY 8

BIRDS OF WAR vs SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS (+6) - BOW let a game against the Wet Bandits slip away, but they find themselves in a good position at 1-1 with two close games. Whatever they’re doing, it’s working. BIRDS OF WAR BY 3

BLUE BALLERS vs PIT HARADE (+10) - The Blue Ballers are scoring at a VERY high pace, and I don’t think Pit Harade, or anyone in D5 except for maybe Blitzkrieg, can keep pace with them. BLUE BALLERS BY 17

BIRDS OF WAR vs COME FROM BEHIND (+3) - BOW gets a doubleheader, and this one SHOULD be tougher than the earlier game. I think a bit of veteran TSL knowhow gets CFB a much needed win. COME FROM BEHIND BY 6

CALL THE DOCTOR vs MO’ CHICKEN (+14) - Mo Chicken didn’t have the best start to the season, and their struggles on offense aren’t going to be magically fixed already. CALL THE DOCTOR BY 14

716ERS vs SBG (+9) - A tale of two new teams who look very different. 716ers pulled out a nice win in their first game, while SBG is struggling to score points at all. It looks to be a bit of a tough first year for SBG. 716ERS BY 10

716ERS vs WET BANDITS (-2) - A tale of two new teams who look similar. Both teams are undefeated so far in this young season, and this should be a good game. The Wet Bandits have been quite impressive so far and they keep the train rolling. WET BANDITS BY 7

BLUE BALLERS vs MO’ CHICKEN (+18) - Oh my. BLUE BALLERS BY 30

 

D6

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

Intentional Clowning 23, Sticky Laces 22

TMA 28, Select 27

Sticky Laces 21, Irish Giants 6

Raw Milkers 26, Select 23

Irish Giants 44, Raw Milkers 12

D6 remains one of the weirdest divisions in football because absolutely nobody makes any sense from week to week. Intentional Clowning is definitely a legitimate contender after surviving another close game, while the Irish Giants somehow followed up a loss to Sticky Laces by immediately dropping 44 points on Raw Milkers. Sticky Laces may be the most emotionally damaged team in the TSL already, because despite being 1-2 they actually have a positive point differential and probably feel like they should’ve won all three games. TMA bounced back nicely after getting embarrassed by Clowning, while Select had some heartbreak of their own losing by 1 and then by 3 as well. 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

IRISH GIANTS vs TMA (+4) - I have no idea who these teams are and who they want to be. Neither do they. That could mean we get a blowout, or we get a really good game. I want to believe this will be a good game. IRISH GIANTS BY 2

SELECT vs STICKY LACES (-1) - Realistically, these teams have combined for 4 losses, and they have all been between 1-3 points. Both are trying to be the sad, heartbroken team which means they’re more than likely going to tie. But we don’t pick that here. STICKY LACES BY 1

RAW MILKERS vs STICKY LACES (-3) - The Raw Milkers have been all over the map so far in their existence, much less this season. Some consistency needs to be on the horizon for them at some point. Sticky Laces are exactly that. STICKY LACES BY 2

 

GF VS GPT

 

LAST WEEK:

AGAINST THE SPREAD

Topper’s Super Computer: 11-13

The Godfather: 13-11

STRAIGHT UP

Topper’s Super Computer: 14-10

The Godfather: 16-8

OVERALL SEASON:

AGAINST THE SPREAD

Topper’s Super Computer: 23-25

The Godfather: 23-25

STRAIGHT UP

Topper’s Super Computer: 27-21

The Godfather: 29-19

 

Man is currently defeating machine. 

 

Here are the Topper Super Computer’s Predictions: 

D1

EYES DOWNTOWN vs WHAT A DUMP (+4) — EYES DOWNTOWN BY 7

LEGENDS vs THE MALONES (EVEN) — LEGENDS BY 3

LEGENDS vs MAVERICKS (+8) — LEGENDS BY 12

 

D2

BUFFALO VICE vs JABRONIES (-8) — JABRONIES BY 10

BUFFALO VICE vs CAN’T TOUCH THIS (-6) — CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 7

CAN’T TOUCH THIS vs JABRONIES (-2) — JABRONIES BY 4

D-GENERATION XYZ vs FRODO SWAGGINS (EVEN) — D-GENERATION XYZ BY 6

D3

BQI vs WANDERERS (+2) — BQI BY 8

GREY HAIR – DON’T CARE vs WANDERERS (-3) — WANDERERS BY 2

GREY HAIR – DON’T CARE vs LET’S GET RECCKED (+2) — LET’S GET RECCKED BY 3

CUNNING STUNTS vs PRACTICE SQUAD (+1) — CUNNING STUNTS BY 6

CUNNING STUNTS vs ISH (-3) — ISH BY 5

BULLET CLUB vs TWO TUDDIES (+2) — BULLET CLUB BY 1

D4

BALLS DEEP vs COBBLESTONE (+7) — BALLS DEEP BY 14

COOCHIE MONSTERS vs TATER TOTS (-3) — COOCHIE MONSTERS BY 4

POWERPUFF GIRLS vs TATER TOTS (-6) — TATER TOTS BY 8

FLYING BALLS vs SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+14) — FLYING BALLS BY 17

POWERPUFF GIRLS vs SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+16) — POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 20

D5

BLITZKRIEG vs SAUSAGE McMUFFINS (+12) — BLITZKRIEG BY 16

CALL THE DOCTOR vs COME FROM BEHIND (+8) — CALL THE DOCTOR BY 10

BIRDS OF WAR vs SAUSAGE McMUFFINS (+6) — BIRDS OF WAR BY 7

BLUE BALLERS vs PIT HARADE (+10) — BLUE BALLERS BY 18

BIRDS OF WAR vs COME FROM BEHIND (+3) — BIRDS OF WAR BY 6

CALL THE DOCTOR vs MO’ CHICKEN (+14) — CALL THE DOCTOR BY 21

716ERS vs SBG (+9) — 716ERS BY 13

716ERS vs WET BANDITS (-2) — WET BANDITS BY 3

BLUE BALLERS vs MO’ CHICKEN (+18) — BLUE BALLERS BY 24

D6

IRISH GIANTS vs TMA (+4) — IRISH GIANTS BY 6

SELECT vs STICKY LACES (-1) — STICKY LACES BY 4

RAW MILKERS vs STICKY LACES (-3) — STICKY LACES BY 7

 

GAME LINES AND OVER/UNDERS

D1

Eyes Downtown vs What A Dump

Spread: What A Dump +4
Moneyline: Eyes Downtown -185 / What A Dump +155
Over/Under: 68.5

Legends vs The Malones

Spread: EVEN
Moneyline: Legends -110 / The Malones -110
Over/Under: 74.5

Legends vs Mavericks

Spread: Mavericks +8
Moneyline: Legends -360 / Mavericks +260
Over/Under: 71.5

 

D2

Buffalo Vice vs Jabronies

Spread: Jabronies -8
Moneyline: Jabronies -340 / Buffalo Vice +250
Over/Under: 69.5

Buffalo Vice vs Can’t Touch This

Spread: Can’t Touch This -6
Moneyline: Can’t Touch This -240 / Buffalo Vice +190
Over/Under: 66.5

Can’t Touch This vs Jabronies

Spread: Jabronies -2
Moneyline: Jabronies -135 / Can’t Touch This +115
Over/Under: 71.5

D-Generation XYZ vs Frodo Swaggins

Spread: EVEN
Moneyline: D-Generation XYZ -110 / Frodo Swaggins -110
Over/Under: 64.5

 

D3

BQI vs Wanderers

Spread: Wanderers +2
Moneyline: BQI -130 / Wanderers +110
Over/Under: 73.5

Grey Hair – Don’t Care vs Wanderers

Spread: Wanderers -3
Moneyline: Wanderers -155 / GHDC +135
Over/Under: 67.5

Grey Hair – Don’t Care vs Let’s Get Reccked

Spread: Let’s Get Reccked +2
Moneyline: GHDC -130 / LGR +110
Over/Under: 65.5

Cunning Stunts vs Practice Squad

Spread: Practice Squad +1
Moneyline: Cunning Stunts -120 / Practice Squad EVEN
Over/Under: 76.5

Cunning Stunts vs ISH

Spread: ISH -3
Moneyline: ISH -155 / Cunning Stunts +135
Over/Under: 78.5

Bullet Club vs Two Tuddies

Spread: Two Tuddies +2
Moneyline: Bullet Club -130 / Two Tuddies +110
Over/Under: 74.5

 

D4

Balls Deep vs Cobblestone

Spread: Cobblestone +7
Moneyline: Balls Deep -280 / Cobblestone +220
Over/Under: 59.5

Coochie Monsters vs Tater Tots

Spread: Tater Tots +3
Moneyline: Coochie Monsters -155 / Tater Tots +135
Over/Under: 69.5

PowerPuff Girls vs Tater Tots

Spread: Tater Tots -6
Moneyline: Tater Tots -240 / PowerPuff Girls +190
Over/Under: 61.5

Flying Balls vs Show Me Your TDs

Spread: Show Me Your TDs +14
Moneyline: Flying Balls -700 / SMYTDs +475
Over/Under: 57.5

PowerPuff Girls vs Show Me Your TDs

Spread: Show Me Your TDs +16
Moneyline: PowerPuff Girls -850 / SMYTDs +550
Over/Under: 55.5

 

D5

Blitzkrieg vs Sausage McMuffins

Spread: Sausage McMuffins +12
Moneyline: Blitzkrieg -650 / Sausage McMuffins +450
Over/Under: 74.5

Call The Doctor vs Come From Behind

Spread: Come From Behind +8
Moneyline: Call The Doctor -340 / Come From Behind +250
Over/Under: 63.5

Birds Of War vs Sausage McMuffins

Spread: Sausage McMuffins +6
Moneyline: Birds Of War -240 / Sausage McMuffins +190
Over/Under: 68.5

Blue Ballers vs Pit Harade

Spread: Pit Harade +10
Moneyline: Blue Ballers -450 / Pit Harade +320
Over/Under: 77.5

Birds Of War vs Come From Behind

Spread: Come From Behind +3
Moneyline: Birds Of War -155 / Come From Behind +135
Over/Under: 64.5

Call The Doctor vs Mo’ Chicken

Spread: Mo’ Chicken +14
Moneyline: Call The Doctor -700 / Mo’ Chicken +475
Over/Under: 66.5

716ers vs SBG

Spread: SBG +9
Moneyline: 716ers -375 / SBG +260
Over/Under: 61.5

716ers vs Wet Bandits

Spread: Wet Bandits -2
Moneyline: Wet Bandits -135 / 716ers +115
Over/Under: 65.5

Blue Ballers vs Mo’ Chicken

Spread: Mo’ Chicken +18
Moneyline: Blue Ballers -1200 / Mo’ Chicken +700
Over/Under: 79.5

D6

Irish Giants vs TMA

Spread: TMA +4
Moneyline: Irish Giants -185 / TMA +155
Over/Under: 60.5

Select vs Sticky Laces

Spread: Sticky Laces -1
Moneyline: Sticky Laces -120 / Select EVEN
Over/Under: 58.5

Raw Milkers vs Sticky Laces

Spread: Sticky Laces -3
Moneyline: Sticky Laces -155 / Raw Milkers +135
Over/Under: 62.5

 

FIVE QUESTIONS FOR SATURDAY

 

 

• ARE THE WANDERERS IN REAL TROUBLE? In a word? Yes. The roster “replacements” for this season aren’t nearly as talented as what left them, and even with the usual superstars on the roster, it looks like this may be too much to overcome. Which means they’ll win the whole damn thing. 

 

 

 

• ARE THE MALONES ACTUALLY THE BEST TEAM IN D1? Let’s pump the brakes here for a second. They’re really good. Scary good, in fact. But they did only beat a failing WAD and the Freeballers. Now it's the real measuring stick game in the Legends. If they win? Look out world. If they lose? They’re just another team learning the hard way that theres a difference between “really good” and “Legendary”. 

 

 

 

• IS D5 ALREADY A TWO TEAM RACE? It sure looks like it, doesn’t it? Blitzkrieg and the Blue Ballers are mowing down the competition, and they’re out scoring everyone else by A LOT. It’s still early, but it’s looking like they’re heads and shoulders above everyone else. 

 

 

 

• WHAT WINLESS TEAM SHOULD PANIC THE MOST? None of them! Everyone makes the playoffs! But for right now, What A Dump needs to look inward and figure stuff out or the division is going to leave them in the dust. 

 

 

 

• WHO IS THE MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE SO FAR THIS YEAR? I think the Coochie Monsters being 3-0 has been a really good story as we add another team into the D4 title mix right away. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. 

 

 

TEN FINAL THOUGHTS FOR SATURDAY

• Games Of The Day: 

1. 10:00 - Call The Doctor vs Come From Behind
2. 11:00 - Legends vs The Malones
3. 12:00 - Can’t Touch This vs Jabronies
4. 1:00 - Powerpuff Girls vs Tater Tots
5. 2:00 - 716ers vs Wet Bandits
6. 3:00 - Cunning Stunts vs ISH

• Breakfast Club Predictions: 

1. Fittsmagic 37, Total CARnage 27
2. Steph Infection 30, Water Under The Bridget 20
3. On A Rampaige 40, Megoonsta’s 30

• Shout out to Doctor and Jeff Krol on the birth of the future TSL heir! 
• The weather for Buffalo? 73 degrees, but it might rain a little bit. 
• There have been rumors swirling that Topper may make an appearance at the fields. Buy him as many Coronas as you can. 
• A fun email from an anonymous reader: “Garrett shouldn’t even be in the top 10, most overrated QB in topper history, and a very selfish teammate… doesn’t put in the effort in the gym during the offseason.”
• Remember, if you want to have YOUR special email messages make the article, please email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.!
• WHERE HAS B’S BROTHER BEEN?!
• Freeballers scored 79 points last weekend. Maybe this Buddy Lee at QB thing was a good idea. 
• It’s always impressive how the Tater Tots can take the Fall off, but always come back in the Spring like they’ve never lost a beat. 

 

-GF OUT

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