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It seems we here at the Sentinel have been the subject of some pot shots from the others in the league for the changes we have made and the “lack of content”! While we try not to take things too seriously, we are not fortunate enough to have players and bystanders writing in to us to help us out. With only so many eyes on the fields, we do our best. We don’t get to arbitrarily rank, use stats to base predictions, or some of the other things our colleagues do. With that said, we are not above some creative changes, and we will continue to work on providing the best recaps! With that said, let’s do this!

It's not how you start the season, it's how you finish. 

1. Margo Pagano recorded two touchdowns for the PowerPuff Girls and one she was laying flat on her back!! Talk about making it look easy!  Potential D5 Female MVP of the Year?
2. Dylan Jaloza intercepts the ball against Vaspian, hands the ball back into their orange mits on his way to the endzone. He was still smiling twenty minutes later thinking about how polite he was. Potential Beloved Male of the Year?
3. Dave Gdaniec engages in” Wanderer School of Route Running.” Catches a back line toe tap that had everyone in disbelief he could contort his body in such a way. 
4. Steph Infection picks up “playoff Langley” with their strong defense to keep them in the game early before they pull away from Carlyac Arrest in Breakfast Club Semi’s matchup. 
5. Eric Klecker has himself a day, intercepts Bullet Club in the Red Zone, records multiple sideline catches under the defender, and also gets Blinded by the Sun on Joe Miano’s best throw of the season. Potential D3 Male MVP of the Year?
6. Caitlin Mason might be Buffalo Vice’s entire offense, the ball only moved when it was thrown her way. Her shifty routes made it impossible to cover and the only thing holding Vice Back was that she wasn’t getting the ball more. Vice drops a double digit lead…
7. Zach of NSS, becomes the driving force for the Not So Sticky offense. Every time Zach ran an out or an in, Rags would hit him the velocity of 2022 Josh Allen and Touchdown efficiency of 2024 Josh Allen. 
8. CFB Picks off Pit Harade, laterals it for 8 to start the game until Pit Harade makes a run of its own. As CFB asserts its dominance down the stretch, Pit Harade makes a change at QB letting Alaina show her stuff, immediately throws a touchdown before benching her to go back to their regular QB. That move proves costly as he immediately throws a pick, calling into question Joe K’s bid for GM of the Year.
9. Ashley Bower slides for a touchdown after it was tipped by Steph, at the front line. Ashley seen later in the game mossing for another TD, giving Kelsey Harrigan a run for most valuable Bullet Club female!
10. Malikye of Select showed off his nimble shiftiness, leaving ILFers in the dust while snagging deep balls over multiple defenders. Even in loss, the league is beside itself as he was allowed all the way down in D4!
11. Nigel of Let's Get Reccked eclipses the rest of the star-studded cast, intercepts “Playoff B.”
12. Topper, WR 1 to Joe Flacco QB as Brandt Dubey struggles early, and Topper puts on his orange cape to lead TAST to a huge comeback victory over Buffalo Vice before dropping their game to Wanderers. Topper exclaims the rumors of his demise were vastly overstated!
13. Burr Watch- Untouchaballs looked to be in control of The Malones early in the game, Burr threw to the outside of the field early and often letting Matt Helm look like a stud with every diving and sliding catch he had. He also connected with Greg Mosicki on a back line sliding touchdown. Alas, The Malone speedy rusher and girls had too much of an impact in the second half that buried Burr. 

"Please remember there are NO SUBS ALLOWED for playoffs, so make sure your own people are available.  We gave teams 15 roster spots at the beginning of the season to plan for this, so hopefully you took advantage of that and used them all!  There will be no exceptions for any reason (outside of Breakfast Club) and any team caught using a non-rostered player will be given an immediate forfeit."

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